So- a few weeks ago, while in a cappuccino induced state, at 2:30
in the morning, I decided to pack up all of my summer clothes and send
them to my parents house in an attempt to de-clutter my peanut-sized
apartment. While doing so, I failed to remember that I still live here
in Huntington and would actually be staying here on the weekends and
attending church. Hence, I packed away all of my even remotely dressy
clothes leaving me with jeans, scrubs, and hoodies and the occasionally
pair of spandex tights...
So- my personal fashion consultant and i went shopping on saturday.
(personal fashion consultant- because i lack greatly in the fashion
department... im a preschool teacher... come on.....i'm all about the
snowman sweaters and colorful hawaiian muumuus... tonya forces me to
think outside the preschool box... and realize that i still need to look
good outside of school) ANYWHO..... so my pfc and i went shopping to
macy's. While there we ate at Ruby Tuesday's, where we successfully
convinced our waiter that I was a secret agent who was on a top secret
mission to make sure that all ruby tuesday's are using the original
"heinz ketchup" instead of the generic "hinz catsup" that has been
getting smuggled on the black market.
But that's beside the point.
While browsing through the
""retail-on-this-piece-of-clothing-was-so-ridiculous-that-no-one-in-their-right-mind-would-buy-it-,
so-now-we-are-forced-to-attempt-to-clear-it-out-of-the-way-before-we-bring-out-the-new-line-of-clothing-so-ridiculously-expensive-that-no-one-in-ther-right-mind-would-buy-it""
rack, I happened to look over the shoulder of michael jackson's
doppelgänger to notice a realitively short man... he was somewhat
attractive, and i couldnt help but think that maybe i had known him in a
previous life where i was a tight-rope walker for the circus, and he
was the lion tamer. Unfortunately it finally hit me, NO SILLY GOOSE,
he's your professor. And do you know what my first thought was???
"Quick, duck!!! Don't let him see me!.... WAiT, WHAT~! He doesn't live under the desk at school??? What???"
Anywho, now that I have wasted a good 3 minutes of your life, I'll get to my point.
My point being, that running into him, I felt really silly- JUST
BECAUSE i always tease my little two-year-olds cause they absolutely
FREAK out when they see me outside of class... like WOAAA you actually
have a life?? and don't live in that secret closet you teachers are
always going into???? WHAT?? They don't know what to think or how to
react... and it amused me because I found myself kind of wondering the
exact same thing.... WHATTT??? You have a life?? Weird... lol.
SOOOO. now that you have wasted another minute of your life, i do
apologize- but think.... at least you amused yourself by reading my
pointless post for 4 minutes rather than stalking your friends like a
creeper for 4 minutes hoping to come up with some good-juicy-gossip.
ohhh facebook.
welpp... until something else amusing happens,
God bless, have a great evening, and eat more chocolate covered spinach leaves.... hmm.... i might have to to that...
-miss pickles. :-)
